10 reasons to be Ukrainian. By Andriyko.

Я б оце оформив би в національні кольори, та жовтий колір важко читати.

Disclosure:

The author doesn’t bear any responsibility for the thoughts expressed down below as the ideas expressed are only of his own. The author doesn’t allow to use his ideas for the creation of the stereotypic mindset of the average citizen of any country in regards to the image of Ukraine. The ideas expressed might significantly differ from those expressed by the official releases empowered to do so.

1.Ukrainian language is the most beautiful language. There is no doubt about that;

2.Enjoy anecdotes about ‘moskali’.

3.The strong nation that overcame invasions by Germans, Polish, Russians, Swedish, Tatars, communism and other bastards (Y. is to follow), holocaust of 1930-40s, Chernobyl and yet remained peace loving and tender in nature.

4.The nation that created the biggest airplane ever created ‘Mriya’.

5.Ukraine is a home to the most beautiful women in the world.

6.To eat borsch, salo, vareniki. Sometimes if you are lucky enough they might even jump in your mouth themselves.

7.To learn the triple orientated politics and be able to negotiate some good deals depending on how the wind blows.

8.The future of Europe is in Ukraine – the centre of European economic, geographic and demographic development.

9.Marvelous landscapes of Western Ukraine.

10.The only place in the world where love to freedom and disrespect to powers realized in the phenomena of Makhno, and the only anarchist republic.

Sincerely yours,

Andriyko

середа, січня 03, 2007